Buy my book! Okay, it's Lex's book too.

http://www.hooferjackal.com/hjorder.html

OR

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_0_8?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=ever+met+the+hooferjackal&x=0&y=0&sprefix=ever+met

OR

http://books.barnesandnoble.com/search/results.aspx?WRD=Ever+Met+the+Hooferjackal%3F&box=Ever%20Met%20the%20Hooferjackal%3F&pos=-1

How cool is that? :)