The Dog Days of My Twenties...#1

As of today, I am 3 months away from turning 30. This is kind of a huge thing to me...and I think I am maybe not the only one who feels this way when approaching such a huge birthday.

Is this where I thought I'd be at 30?

And so I am going to blog about it! That's the solution to everything, right?!

So here are the 30 Lessons I Learned before I Turned 30:

(AKA My Twentysomething Mistakes, Lies and other Midsadventures)

Lesson #1--Every weekend should not play out like an episode of The Real World, Always Sunny or some other dysfunctional series of reality TV. That shit is expensive, dangerous and stupid. One of these weekends every 2-3 months suffices just fine.